1. Software Testing Statements (One More Time)

    *Couple of software testing statements in a different view that I’ve just read. Enjoy! Peace-out!*

    Software Testing — Where failure is always an option.

    Software Testing — You make it, we break it.

    Improving the world one bug at a time.

    Software Testers don’t break software; it’s broken when we get it.

    Software Testers — We break it because we care.

    If developers are so smart, why do testers have such job security?

    Life is too short for manual testing.

    Trust, But Verify.

    The Definition of an Upgrade — Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

    We break software so you don’t have to.

    I used to build software…now I break it! Its a lot more fun!!

    All code is guilty, until proven innocent.

    Quality Assurance, we take the blame so you don’t have to.

    In God we trust, and for everything else we test.

     

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  2. Cartoon by Andy Glover.

    Cartoon by Andy Glover.

     

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  3. Software Testing Statements

    If you don’t care about quality, you can meet any other requirement.

    – Gerald M. Weinberg

    Irreproducible bugs become highly reproducible right after delivery to the customer.

    – Michael Stahl

    Testing is a skill. While this may come as a surprise to some people it is a simple fact.

    – Fewster & Graham

    Software testing proves the existing of bugs not their absence.

    – Anonymous

    Software testers do not make software; they only make them better.

    – Anonymous

    Software testers succeed where others fail.

    – Anonymous

    Failure is not an option. It comes bundled with the software.

    – Anonymous

    To tell somebody that he is wrong is called criticism. To do so officially is called testing.

    – Anonymous

     

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  4. Cartoon by Andy Glover.
Testing is the infinite process of  comparing the invisible to the ambiguous so as to avoid the unthinkable  happening to the anonymous. - James Bach

    Cartoon by Andy Glover.

    Testing is the infinite process of comparing the invisible to the ambiguous so as to avoid the unthinkable happening to the anonymous. - James Bach

     

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  5. Uh-oh! Hahaha!! :)
Cartoon by Kazem Ardekanian.

    Uh-oh! Hahaha!! :)

    Cartoon by Kazem Ardekanian.

     

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  6. Poetic Bug Humor! Nice!
Cartoon by Kazem Ardekanian.

    Poetic Bug Humor! Nice!

    Cartoon by Kazem Ardekanian.

     

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  7. Cartoon by Andy Glover.

    Cartoon by Andy Glover.

     

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