1. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
    —  Calvin from Calvin And Hobbes
     

     euphoria  quotes  Calvin and Hobbes 

  2. Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.
    — Albert Einstein
     

     Albert Einstein  quotes  fish  genius 

  3. Software Testing Statements (One More Time)

    *Couple of software testing statements in a different view that I’ve just read. Enjoy! Peace-out!*

    Software Testing — Where failure is always an option.

    Software Testing — You make it, we break it.

    Improving the world one bug at a time.

    Software Testers don’t break software; it’s broken when we get it.

    Software Testers — We break it because we care.

    If developers are so smart, why do testers have such job security?

    Life is too short for manual testing.

    Trust, But Verify.

    The Definition of an Upgrade — Take old bugs out, put new ones in.

    We break software so you don’t have to.

    I used to build software…now I break it! Its a lot more fun!!

    All code is guilty, until proven innocent.

    Quality Assurance, we take the blame so you don’t have to.

    In God we trust, and for everything else we test.

     

     bug  quotes  software bug  testing 

  4. I wanted to go back and do the original thing: one camera, one lens, one film. You really have to put yourself in a position of danger to be creative.
    — David Alan Harvey
     

     David Alan Harvey  quotes  photography 

  5. The point is, sometimes you have to set things free, even though you don’t want to.
    — Mr. Eugene H. Krabs
     

     quotes  Mr. Krabs 

  6. The last good thing written in C was Franz Schubert’s Symphony #9.
    — Erwin Dietrich
     

     Erwin Dietrich  symphony  quotes  Schubert  programming 

  7. Absence of proof is not proof of absence.
    — William Cowper
     

     William Cowper  quotes  proof  absence